Bars, Men and Bachelorettes

Well, Saturday prove to be an interesting night. We went out for my future sister-in-laws bachelorette party. It started off innocent enough with dinner at a Mexican resturant and then it turned a bit south. The resturant is set on the waterfront where families come in to enjoy a burrito or some nachos, not a group of 10 rowdy girls drinking from penis straws. Lets just say looks in our direction were not friendly. We were loud, obnixous and I can bet once we left the place was much quieter.

After dinner, we headed back to the hotel for some penis cookies and a rising game of "Pick of dicks" whatever happened to getting dinner, toasting the new bride and calling it a night? For me it was past my bedtime. (Yes sadly, I am getting old)

We headed downtown where we were met with of course, loads of college students all wanting to get a piece of the bachelorette with her sash that read in classy letters "Future Mrs. Engstrom" Wasn't that my last name not to long ago? A bit odd.

We drank, we watched Jenny get drunk off of Tequila and then I was left... The bridal party had left the bar without their other bridesmaid. So I was alone in Burlington trying to find the rest of the 10 girls walking around Church Street, you would think it would be an easy task with all the girls having cell phones, well needless to say after searching, getting odd looks and constantly having my cell phone to my ear I found them. I was told I needed to take care of Erik and Jennys dog and be on "Shit duty" as her bridesmaids told me as I needed to go clean their dogs "shit" Well that was the end of the night.

As I was driving home I was thinking of my own party before I got hitched. I was riding a mechincal bull with my future husband watching proudly as his slightly intoxicated wife to be gets on a huge smelly stuffed beast to ride it like the wind. Now that is my kind of party!!!

Oh well, she is soon to be my sister-in-law and we will do anything for family, except pick of dog pooop!